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Le Jeu => Discussion générale => Discussion démarrée par: KVD le 15 mars 2018, à 17:01:08

Titre: Speculations on the real age of Narnet
Posté par: KVD le 15 mars 2018, à 17:01:08
People in the Mario Kart Discord have been speculating what the real age is of Narnet. Obviously nobody believes the official age of 45 that is listed in the FFSMK database.
With that being said, the question how old Narnet really is remains an open one and a topic of intense discussion.

But...new shit has come to light!

I present some remarkable evidence that Narnet's year of birth at least pre-dates that of the era of Ancient Egypt (from 3000-200 B.C.)! In fact, all evidence seems to suggests that he was once a pharaoh...

(https://i.imgur.com/35y5mIA.png]width=245&height=300)



I urge anyone to present further evidence to pinpoint Narnet's year of birth (and further support the case that he is indeed much older than commonly believed).  0:)
Titre: Speculations on the real age of Narnet
Posté par: Antistar le 15 mars 2018, à 17:06:30
He owns all Egypt Records just like he owns the whole Great Kingdom or Egypt!

(https://www.politikforen.net/images/smilies/anbeten.gif)
Titre: Speculations on the real age of Narnet
Posté par: Neo, the Daenerys Targaryen of SMK le 15 mars 2018, à 18:16:59
People in the Mario Kart Discord have been speculating what the real age is of Narnet. Obviously nobody believes the official age of 45 that is listed in the FFSMK database.
With that being said, the question how old Narnet really is remains an open one and a topic of intense discussion.

But...new shit has come to light!

I present some remarkable evidence that Narnet's year of birth at least pre-dates that of the era of Ancient Egypt (from 3000-200 B.C.)! In fact, all evidence seems to suggests that he was once a pharaoh...

(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/166647410129371136/423870820444798995/pharaoh-narnetanchamon.png?width=245&height=300)

I urge anyone to present further evidence to pinpoint Narnet's year of birth (and further support the case that he is indeed much older than commonly believed).  0:)

 ;D ;D ;D

I have proof of his real age somewhere. I'll look into it :eclair:
Titre: Speculations on the real age of Narnet
Posté par: Moll le 15 mars 2018, à 20:02:30
You guys are only just scratching the surface.

The real truth is that Narnet has been around since at least the very beginning of the Universe, and some say he even predates this.

Look carefully at the cosmic microwave background and you can clearly see evidence of Narnet from the early stages of the universe:

(https://i.imgur.com/F8NipXa.jpg)
Titre: Speculations on the real age of Narnet
Posté par: KVD le 15 mars 2018, à 20:16:06
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Titre: Speculations on the real age of Narnet
Posté par: JDR le 15 mars 2018, à 23:00:22
 <3 ;D ;D ;D
Titre: Speculations on the real age of Narnet
Posté par: Gatchan le 16 mars 2018, à 09:19:58
Putain  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Titre: Speculations on the real age of Narnet
Posté par: Jarmou le 16 mars 2018, à 09:37:45
David xD You killed me!
Titre: Speculations on the real age of Narnet
Posté par: KVD le 15 mai 2018, à 16:28:09
Small update to this ever developing story:
It turns out Narnet's presence does not only transcend time and space, but he also effortlessly crosses into other dimensional planes, even including fictional ones... :o

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the Jedi have been ceaselessly trying to uncover the true identity of the mysterious Dark Sith Lord...

(https://i.imgur.com/D8mQxCo.png]width=377&height=301)

...not knowing it was really Narnet all along!  >:D
Titre: Speculations on the real age of Narnet
Posté par: Antistar le 15 mai 2018, à 21:29:53
Not even surprised. :-[