Leyla Hasso & Jarmou present
With the helpful collaboration of KVD, Patrick and NeoAVERTISSEMENT CONCERNANT CE TOPIC:Si vous n’êtes pas à jour, ou si vous n’avez jamais vu la série mais comptez vous y mettre un jour, scrollez à vos risques et périls ! Non sérieusement. Ne lisez pas.
Maintenant que vous êtes prévenus, have fun guys!
If Super Mario Kart took place in Westeros…Jon Snow/Scoub:
Just take a look at this picture. Plus, he seems to be the chosen one, he’s a quiet man but knows how to fight (and that’s pretty much all of it, you know nothing, Jon Snow)
Danaerys Targaryen/Neo:
With her dragons and all of her many titles, Danaerys wants to conquer the whole world and make everyone bend the knee. But is Jon Snow going to be better…?
Ser Davos/Anton:
Now follows the King in the North Jon Snow. A loyal man, who smuggled into the general ranking this year.
Ned Stark/Sami:
Leader of the
Stark UK clan. A honourable man, great warrior, but his lack of viciousness and excess of loyalty gets him killed.
Littlefinger/Geo:
He’s been here from the very beginning, has survived so far and is always plotting against his enemies, manipulating them so they fight each others and give him a clear path to the supreme power.
Tyrion/Zarkov:
He drinks, he knows things, he’s hilarious, good at fight analyzing, and also a famous ladies man.
Lady Stark/Kartie:
A very strong, fierce and respectful lady, who is no longer in the current fight, but is always remembered and quoted with admiration.
Cersei/Mario:
Made a putsch to have her
son strat on CI1 allowed and take the power. She’s smart, but her weakness resides in her emotions and feelings. When she’s mad or insulted, she starts making mistakes and loses it all.
Mestre Qyburn/Adrien:
Serves Cersei. Tinkers, jiggers and bodges. But sometimes he says the creepiest thing and you don’t know what goes through his mind.
Missandei/Takashi:
There is absolutely no evil in Missandei. And she is fluent in foreign languages/NTSC
Greyworm/ Gatchan:
Missandei’s biggest fan. Also, a litteraly fearless warrior.
Ser Jorah/KVD :
Great warrior, Danaerys's closest "friend", but never has the chance to be the actual hero of the day.
Ramsay Snow/Jey:
Known widely as the most vicious man in the world. Likes to humiliate and torture his enemies,
wants to be the only guy with a c*ck an he has a puppet:
Theon/Salim:
Ramsay’s little puppy. Would betray anyone to stay alive.
Bronn/David Moll:
Best accent of all. He likes fighting, but drinking is better, and top of the top: complaining about everything.
Arya Stark/Jarmou:
The others wanted her to be a nice little girl, but she’s secretly trained herself for years and whispers her killing list as a lullaby every night. Also, she trains with:
Lady Brienne/Leyla:
A brave knight who has no longer proofs to make, even if some men are still foolish enough to make fun out of her. She’s followed by her faithful squire:
Podrick/Conor Wood:
A loyal lad! Rumor has it that when he went to see prostitutes, he was so mindblowing they refused his money…
Samwell Tarly/Raph:
Knows a lot, super wise and super kind. Always wants to help his friends.
Master Pycelle/Narnet:
An old A mature
perv wise man. He’s recorded every single event in Westeros and remembers even more.
Jaqen H'Gard, the faceless man/Drew:
Every time he kills someone, he changes his face to become another character (see all of his changes in BM over the years
)
Lord Varys/Patrick:
He never fights, but knows everything about everyone. You’ve been warned!
Gendry/Matt Ballard:
Blacksmith. Fast. Super well shaped. Everyone hoped he would come back for the next season! Maybe he rawed back to us.
Ser Dontos/Aron:
He almost got killed, but since he’s just a drunk funny guy, he’s allowed to stay alive and get drunker and play the fool.
Oberyn Martell/Harold:
Allways has a comfident smile on his face. A great warrior, with great style, but he shows off too much and gets smashed.
Tormund Giantsbane/Michael Sumner:
He comes from a far far away land, wants to fight and break the
wall barrage, and has an amazing beard.
Ygritte/Thib Terrasson:
Good at shooting
arrows shells. Can’t kill Jon Snow anyway.
Dickon Tarly/Champix:
Promissive young knight, but his pride got him killed.
Rickon Stark/Julien Magnin:
One of the youngest. Dies because can’t play NBT properly.
Bran stark/Le Came:
Doesn’t talk a lot, but "walks" around and sees everything.
Robb Stark/Chris Wild:
Reckless young warrior. Maybe too reckless to stay alive in the war.
Ser Loras/Alex Hantson:
He’s so handsome.
Deadful shadow/Eric:
He was summoned to be among us.
There are also religious people in here…The High Sparrow/CLbrun:
Acts like he's poor, but is master in the spirit, and it works, as everyone goes “Clbruuuuun… Clbruuuun…”
Melisandre/Johan:
"Hello. Have you heard about our Lord and Saviour the Non-NBT?"
2nd Priest/Aymeric.:
"Hello. Have you got a minute to talk about our Lord and Saviour Crash Team Racing?"
3rd Priest/Flo Lefebvre:
"Yes! Long lives crash Team racing!"
You also might have met the Plug and Play team?And also all the brave warrior who died defending the
wall barrage.
Pyp/Banana:
He wasn’t meant to be a fighter, and when he shot an arrow, killed his first man, and cheered about it, he received the answer “is the Battle over? No! Get back to it!” He got back, and died.
Jeor Mormont/Big Mountain:
Le Patron. Nough said.
Olly/Lafungo:
The kid who wants to stab the grown up.
Dolourous edd/Flo CholletGrenn/Kyle:
Died defendind a
wall barrage.
Ours/One harmed blacksmith Donal NoyeThe Brotherhood without banner:JDR/Thoros of Myr and his flask of schnaps.
Didier/Beric DondarionFights side to side with Thoros.
The White Walkers/Camillo, Olive, Zodd:
an army of dead people who pretend to threat the living.
Don’t forget about them:Little Sam/Didier’s son1st dead guy of the show/JoanHead crushed drunk guy/TanatixOld Nan/Nhi:
Falls asleep everywhere, even while telling stories.
BONUS:GRR Martin/Djo:
He made up the Belgian System and because of him, everyone dies.
BONUS:Hodor/TifJust imagine those two having a conversation. You're welcome.
BONUS:Robert ArrynAre still without character: Bab,
Martin Van Haasteren fixed
, Mike Hulscher, Roach,
Guilherme fixed